Dog Puns

I don't know anything about Slim Randles, other than he is apparently a columnist for the Latah (Idaho) Eagle. I agree with him on one point, though - I'm no fan of "boutique" breedings like the labradoodle. Slim proposes a couple of other boutique breedings we may soon see:

"You know," said Doc, "if you were to cross Lassie with a Cardigan Welsh corgi, you could get a colling card."

"You send that same corgi on a blind date with a shar-pei," said Dud, "and you could end up with a bunch of card sharps."

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He later declines to name the result of a tryst between a shih-tsu and a bulldog. Ha! Who said people in Idaho can't be funny? Not me.